"Have you ever had that feeling? That you’d like to go to a whole different place and become a whole different self?" — Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (via moaka)
Snape:
Don't do the thing you dunderheaded ball of deaf ignorance.
McGonagall:
Mr. Potter, don't you dare do the thing.
Dumbledore:
Hmmm... Perhaps you shouldn't do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague way possible, to get the thing done, I'm counting on you.
Hagrid:
All the details about the thing.
Sirius:
James, I mean,Harry, back in my school days with James, your father,we always did the thing.
Remus:
Sirius, perhaps you shouldn't encourage him, but if you're going to here's a map to help with the thing.
Draco:
Potter can't possible accomplish the thing. Prat.
Luna:
We must go at this thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.
Voldemort:
THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TOO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT!!!
Harry:
I'm doing the thing! I'm doinG IT RIGHT NOW! CONSIDER THE THING DONE!